Conversation I had with my mom in the car.
Me: Mom, I have a random question.
Mom: Okay, what is it?
Me: Which would you rather be, a road, or a car?
Mom: Hmmmm.. I think I would want to be a road so people will ride me.
Me: Oh my god mom.
Mom: Well now that I think about it, I think I would want to be a car cause I like being on top.
Me: OH MY GOD MOM.
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